TITME.

For those of you who have missed the bulletin, people in the Middle East have zero sense of humor. Refer to the "fun" comment left on my last post (Not-So-Deep Thoughts).

I typically delete these unclaimed "anonymous" comments and write them off as being just some over oppressed bored-with-their-life asshole that has nothing better to do than read (again, anonymously) the fun-for-her-fans blog of an immature, blonde American girl, who has no business raising a child to follow in her demonic and filthy ways.

As I’ve mentioned in, oh I don’t know, at least ten posts, I write this blog for the wonderful people (ahem, American people) that I know and love back home. I’ve definitely taken this country in stride and all of its hypocritical and, to me, obnoxious ways of living, and I put the best mind-set forward. I do not “regret” the over-thirty comment (welcome to America, we have humor here) and I know that my family DOES tell me exactly what they think.

(Btw, what do wife beater tank tops have to do with being over 40 and “in the know”? Lol… I thought wife beaters had been around since the stone ages. I wasn’t aware they were somehow indicative of being cool. I used to watch COPS as a kid, too.)

Anyway, anonymous (most likely Arab) comments aside, the acronym above is the prefect explanation for the ways of this side of the world. This. Is. The. Middle. East.

I can’t wait to get out of this Hell hole and back to the real (unoppressed, un-brain-washed) world.

Opinions, eh? (They’re kind of like assholes… everyone has one and everyone thinks everyone else’s stinks)

Sydney out. (Back to that dark world I apparently frequent)

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